Are you f***ing serious???

It’s Better than the Slap Chop

blenderEver wondered if your blender could handle, oh we don’t know, a pair of skis? Well, wonder no longer! It’s not just the Ginsu knife that can make its way through anything. If you are a blending fool, you need to check out the Blendtec! Ipods, golf balls, the bailout plan, hell, even German dictionaries got put through the mill!!!!


Welcome to The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Flying_Spaghetti_MonsterHave you heard that one about the talking snake in the forest who had an affinity for apples? Or how about the one about the guy who walked through the desert and had hallucinations? Or even more amusing, that theory that all of us humans evolved from monkeys? Talk about some scary sci-fi stuff, huh. Well then why not try out the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for a more down to earth choice of deity.

The Top 12 Reasons Why Superman is 30-Something Virgin

superman virginAfter reading the article, Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex, we can understand why we won’t be seeing Superman or Clark Kent on any time soon. Talk about a guy who comes with all sorts of baggage!

The Ultimate Hypochondriac’s Checklist

hypochondriac candleIf something bad can happen to you, it’s on this list. Everything from being stuck next to a boring conversationalist on a long haul flight to the Coke machine eating your money, it’s all listed and ranked for your psychotic pleasure.

The Interior Alligator???
May 30, 2009, 16:04
Filed under: Insanely Inane, WTF | Tags: , , ,

unicorn pissing rainbowsWe really have no idea what the f*** this site is but we couldn’t resist giving it some free publicity after all it does features unicorns pissing rainbows or is that a rainbow hard-on, we’re not entirely sure. If you can help solve the mystery of what exactly this site is about apart from the Interior Alligator, drop us a line in the comments.

Edgar Allen Poe Goes Hip Hop
May 30, 2009, 15:05
Filed under: Just F***ing Cool!, Music | Tags: , , ,

thepitWhat could be more dope than a rap version of the Pit and the Pendulum??? Yeah, we couldn’t think of anything either.

Insomniacs Unite!!!
May 29, 2009, 13:19
Filed under: Lifestyles, Medical | Tags: , , , ,

InsomniaAre you a night owl whose cue to get to sleep is sunrise? Finally, there is a support group for what this site calls Night People. Raise your voices and unite in such political activities as using those sleepless nights to write to local companies about extending their hours to accomodate your whacked sleep patterns. Check out which celebrities are afflicted with counting sheep and other insomniac fun.