Are you f***ing serious???


Banana guards???

3 out of 3 doctors recommend the banana guardLittle Johnny is going to get himself beaten up on the playground if he cracks out one of these. Sure, it’s a “why didn’t we think of that” idea but are there really that many bananas each day getting roughed up that they need their own security team and lest we mention it’s striking resemblance to a sex toy.  And in case you are worried about your other fruit products such as apples, there is also the handy dandy Froot Guard too! But as you can see, 3 out of 3 doctors recommend packing a Banana Guard every day.

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