Are you f***ing serious???


Fine Art My Ass

Jabba The Hutt Star WarsThose sci-fi geeks really do go too far some times. Check out this guy who is selling a “Jabba Fine Art Print” over on Etsy. Apparently, MOMA is missing out on one of the masterpieces of modern art by not displaying this monumental piece of Star Wars inspired genius. Yes that really is a giant slug like alien puking and by all accounts it sells like hotcakes.

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Call the SPCA and PETA ASAP!!!

Snuggie for DogsWe, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.



Earth Angel, The Environmentally Friendly Vibrator

earth angel green vibratorThe world has finally gone insane. Political correctness and environmentalism have gone too far with the introduction of the hand cranked Earth Angel vibrator. It looks like something from the Victorian era and should come with a warning sticker that says: “Caution: User might require actual foreplay prior to use.” After all it takes eight minutes of hand cranking to get this sucker buzzing!



The Ultimate Party Shoe

bottle-opener-heelsWe think this might just make quite a few straight men start donning some platforms when they go to football games or for a boys night out. Say hello to the Bottle Opener Heels! Girls, we’re pretty sure your guys will be taking you out with them more often just so they know where the opener is. This could revolutionize the stripper industry, no need for a bartender any more with these puppies. That idea gives a whole new meaning to table service.



Could this be the demise of TMZ and Perez Hilton?

paparazziSome smarty pants over at NYU has gone and developed a purse that will deflect the paparazzi’s camera flashes thus rendering those devilishly hysterical crotch shots from ever making tabloid headlines again. What a freaking party pooper, don’t you think? We bet Lindsay Lohan will be the first in line to buy one of these anti-flash purses.



Ugly People are People Too

Beer-Ugly-PeopleSick of only seeing the beautiful on the web. Well wait no longer, go over and have a gander at UglyPeople.com. These people definitely give meaning to having a face only mother could love. Still some of them are a vast improvement from those Most Perfect Men we featured awhile back.



Fast Food Addicts Become Foodie Geniuses

fast_food_killsDo you ever find yourself ashamed that people know you are a McDonald’s junkie? Do you immediately hide those pesky Taco Bell wrappers so no one knows your dirty secret? Well, help is in store. Check out Fancy Fast Food, where culinary geniuses transform things like KFC bucket meals into a foodie’s extravaganza all without adding any other ingredients. Absolutely amazing!

*another shout out to John for pointing this brilliant site out to us. Now go check him out at StoryTactics.