Are you f***ing serious???

Crop Circle Cereal Anyone?

crop circle cerealIt was bound to happen eventually. Why not attempt to capitalize on those pesky crop circles that are thought to be aliens hot-rodding the earth in their UFOs. You can’t blame these guys for trying to make a business plan that revolves around Crop Circle Cereal. Think about it, it’s kind of environmentally friendly since they have figured out a way to reuse those ET-kissed crops that are ruined. What next alien probe PEZ dispensers?


Good Luck in Rehab Greeting Cards? No, no, no

Amy WinehouseJust when you thought that greeting card companies had finally covered every occasion, think again. It appears that now if your loved one is heading to rehab, there will be the appropriate card and matching wrapping paper to give them to wish them luck, courtesy of everyone’s favorite smack head, Amy Winehouse. We just say, “No, No, NO!” Where’s Dr. Drew when you need him?

Smells Like Teen Burger? Burger King’s new Flame Cologne

FlameWe guess their marketing department wanted to see how literal they could take the expression, “Good enough to eat.” Now, your boytoy, husband or son can smell like a Whopper too! We would love to hear if you have had an olf

World’s Most Perfect Men Found!

CanManYes, single ladies, you read that right! No more sifting through the fugly on Match or EHarmony. We have found the two most perfect men in the world. Meet Rock Star and Super Star. Yes, those are their real names who also happen to be brothers who were born Kris and Marc Kancler. Good thing the Nelson twins rode off into obscurity.

Bikini grooming made easy
May 27, 2009, 17:46
Filed under: Advertising Gone Awry, Kinky, Tips for the Socially Inept | Tags: ,

borat_280_426010aThe geniuses over at Gillette have come up with a brilliant how to shave your groin area video for those of you who are still hanging on to the natural look of 70’s porn. To quote some of  the advantages to genital grooming are “when there’s no under brush, the tree looks bigger.” Just be careful you don’t nick yourself.

Fire the copyeditor!!!
May 26, 2009, 08:25
Filed under: Advertising Gone Awry | Tags: , , ,

bizarre ad chickenIn this modern age, it seems every thing is automated and checking one’s work is no longer a cultivated art. We came across some bizarre ads that illustrate this fact perfectly as well as provided us with the number for a great dentist who will help you get into your favorite pair of jeans again.