Are you f***ing serious???


WTF!!! What kind of stuffed animal is this?

kistengopherNot even Richard Ramirez or John Wayne Gacy could come up with a stuffed animal like this one. We are assuming it’s a tribute to Fritz the Cat but seriously, what kind of sick f*** comes up with a cuddly self-fellating cat! And then has the balls to charge $50 for it! Seriously, you need to check out the link to see it in all its horror. We actually hate to admit it but this makes Hello Kitty look appealing.



The Original Charlie’s Angels Necklace

Charlies Angels NecklaceFinally the ultimate tribute to Charlie and his angels immortalized in jewelry. Oh, did you think we were referring to the Aaron Spelling series and their Angel Beads. Sorry, Charlie. No, we are talking about the original Charlie’s Angels: Charles Manson and his brood of women. And now you can show off your freakish side with this original Charlie’s Angels necklace of your very own. After all, Christmas is only five months away.



Toasting the Toaster

jesus on toastWho doesn’t love toast? Well, apparently this guy has a bit of a fixation on the original wonder bread. Welcome to the Cyber Toaster Museum that also has its own Foundation complete with toast related sportswear. Who knew that the preservation of toast really required charitable donations? And in case you want to know how to make your own Jesus toast, here’s a guy who has made a pretty decent tutorial.



Baby’s First Jeffrey Dahmer Playset

jeffrey dahmer dollSure there is astronaut Barbie and corporate whore Barbie but now twisted little toddlers have a new doll to play with. Say hi to the Jeffrey Dahmer doll that comes complete with dismembered victims, toothpicks and a hazardous waste disposal tin.



The Bible – Lego Style

legojesusThere have been many incarnations of the Bible floating around for the last two thousand years or so but we don’t think we have seen one done with as much flair. Welcome to The Brick Testament, a Lego tribute to the Bible. AMEN!



Turn Your Cat Into a Handbag

lioncutAre you the owner of a Persian cat or long haired dog? Sick of picking up all that shedded fur. Well, now that summer is upon us why not give Snowflake a makeover with the popular lion cut. Not only will it give you months of giggle fits while the fur grows back but with all of that newly shaved fur, you can have it made into a handbag of your very own. We’re sure PETA will find something about this to bitch about.



Good Luck in Rehab Greeting Cards? No, no, no

Amy WinehouseJust when you thought that greeting card companies had finally covered every occasion, think again. It appears that now if your loved one is heading to rehab, there will be the appropriate card and matching wrapping paper to give them to wish them luck, courtesy of everyone’s favorite smack head, Amy Winehouse. We just say, “No, No, NO!” Where’s Dr. Drew when you need him?