Are you f***ing serious???


Earth Angel, The Environmentally Friendly Vibrator

earth angel green vibratorThe world has finally gone insane. Political correctness and environmentalism have gone too far with the introduction of the hand cranked Earth Angel vibrator. It looks like something from the Victorian era and should come with a warning sticker that says: “Caution: User might require actual foreplay prior to use.” After all it takes eight minutes of hand cranking to get this sucker buzzing!



Could this be the demise of TMZ and Perez Hilton?

paparazziSome smarty pants over at NYU has gone and developed a purse that will deflect the paparazzi’s camera flashes thus rendering those devilishly hysterical crotch shots from ever making tabloid headlines again. What a freaking party pooper, don’t you think? We bet Lindsay Lohan will be the first in line to buy one of these anti-flash purses.



Bliss over a Bic Ballpoint Pen

penWho knew that a pen could cause this much excitement? Apparently, this Brit was over the moon with his recent purchase of the Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen in Blue. And not only does he give it a glowing review and document his first four days of ownership but he also lets us in on some helpful hints like only use to write on paper and the proper angle to store it. We really wished we could be so easily pleased.



Sex Aid or Double Chin Eraser – You Decide

neckline slimmerWe don’t know about you but we LOVE those insanely inane products that pop up late at night on the old boob tube. The latest one to make us sit up and take notice is the Neckline Slimmer. Seriously, what moron came up with this neck pump that comes with an instructional DVD because apparently assisted nodding is not self-explanatory? Actually, a pretty smart moron who will be rolling in idiots’ money, that’s who! We’re just waiting for the plethora of Larry H. Parker whiplash lawsuits to start hitting the courts but then again, who would actually go on public record admitting to buying one of these or better yet you could always use this as a sex aid when giving blowjobs.



White People are Wacky

white people cant danceWe all know that the majority of white people can’t dance to save their lives apart from the Madonnas and Justin Timberlakes of the world. But what other weird idiosyncrasies do Caucasians have that others don’t. Wonder no more because, of course, someone has spent a good amount of time on compiling all the stupidity an entire race can come up with.



Sexy People Unite!

sexy peopleWe’re sure that at least their mothers think they’re sexy. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So you get our freak on and head over to the home of all whom are sexy! Definitely safe for work apart from possibly spitting your coffee on your monitor.



How is this man still single?
June 29, 2009, 16:04
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Lifestyles, Stop the Madness, Would You Date This?

markHey, all you single ladies out there, we have found yet another perfect man for you to date.  So without further ado, meet Mark and his treaty of demands qualifications that he is looking for in his next  goddess, complete with a table of contents!

*A shout out to Pam for sending us this Adonis’ profile!