Are you f***ing serious???


Overeating can now also double as exercise

We know it’s been awhile since we last brought you some of the most mundane and inane sites found on the internet, but we are back in action now. So let the nonsense commence.

Knife and Fork LiftNow there is no excuse why any of you little piggies out there who like to gorge yourselves on crap food can’t exercise while you eat. Thanks to the geniuses over at Knife and Fork Lift have added 1.5 pound dumbbells to their cutlery to maximize the burn while you eat. We can just hear your trainer shouting at you, “Eat faster, feel the burn!” We guess this won’t help you fast food addicts where the food requires no need for cutlery just a big mouth.



Fast Food Addicts Become Foodie Geniuses

fast_food_killsDo you ever find yourself ashamed that people know you are a McDonald’s junkie? Do you immediately hide those pesky Taco Bell wrappers so no one knows your dirty secret? Well, help is in store. Check out Fancy Fast Food, where culinary geniuses transform things like KFC bucket meals into a foodie’s extravaganza all without adding any other ingredients. Absolutely amazing!

*another shout out to John for pointing this brilliant site out to us. Now go check him out at StoryTactics.



Crop Circle Cereal Anyone?

crop circle cerealIt was bound to happen eventually. Why not attempt to capitalize on those pesky crop circles that are thought to be aliens hot-rodding the earth in their UFOs. You can’t blame these guys for trying to make a business plan that revolves around Crop Circle Cereal. Think about it, it’s kind of environmentally friendly since they have figured out a way to reuse those ET-kissed crops that are ruined. What next alien probe PEZ dispensers?



Toasting the Toaster

jesus on toastWho doesn’t love toast? Well, apparently this guy has a bit of a fixation on the original wonder bread. Welcome to the Cyber Toaster Museum that also has its own Foundation complete with toast related sportswear. Who knew that the preservation of toast really required charitable donations? And in case you want to know how to make your own Jesus toast, here’s a guy who has made a pretty decent tutorial.



Gives a Whole New Meaning to Porking
July 11, 2009, 08:54
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Food, Kinky, So F***ing Wrong | Tags: , , , , ,

bacon loverWe know bacon lovers take their bacon products very seriously but this is completely out of control. Bacon flavored lube! It takes the term porking quite literally don’t you think.



Campfire fun – Cheese Racing
July 10, 2009, 08:44
Filed under: Food, Games, How to waste a few hours, Travel | Tags: , , , ,

Snuggie_CampfireBored just sitting around the campfire making Smores in your ever so fashionable Snuggie? Looking for something to do apart from listening out for bears? Twiddle your thumbs no longer, for we have found the ultimate in campside fun – cheese racing. All you need are some of those plasticine Krafft “cheese” slices and a grill and you and your friends will be kept entertained for hours.



Bad Candy?!? Does it really exist?

barf-candyWilly Wonka must be turning in his grave! Who in their right mind comes up with something called Fizzy Milk and thinks anyone would really be excited about that kind of concoction! We wonder how those candied crickets would taste after a good dunking in some blue fizzy milk. So here is the definitive guide to what sweet delicacies you should avoid at all costs or perhaps, you could give some to those bratty kids down the block next Halloween. After all, revenge can be sweet!