Are you f***ing serious???


Could this be the demise of TMZ and Perez Hilton?

paparazziSome smarty pants over at NYU has gone and developed a purse that will deflect the paparazzi’s camera flashes thus rendering those devilishly hysterical crotch shots from ever making tabloid headlines again. What a freaking party pooper, don’t you think? We bet Lindsay Lohan will be the first in line to buy one of these anti-flash purses.



Fast Food Addicts Become Foodie Geniuses

fast_food_killsDo you ever find yourself ashamed that people know you are a McDonald’s junkie? Do you immediately hide those pesky Taco Bell wrappers so no one knows your dirty secret? Well, help is in store. Check out Fancy Fast Food, where culinary geniuses transform things like KFC bucket meals into a foodie’s extravaganza all without adding any other ingredients. Absolutely amazing!

*another shout out to John for pointing this brilliant site out to us. Now go check him out at StoryTactics.



Turn Your Cat Into a Handbag

lioncutAre you the owner of a Persian cat or long haired dog? Sick of picking up all that shedded fur. Well, now that summer is upon us why not give Snowflake a makeover with the popular lion cut. Not only will it give you months of giggle fits while the fur grows back but with all of that newly shaved fur, you can have it made into a handbag of your very own. We’re sure PETA will find something about this to bitch about.



White People are Wacky

white people cant danceWe all know that the majority of white people can’t dance to save their lives apart from the Madonnas and Justin Timberlakes of the world. But what other weird idiosyncrasies do Caucasians have that others don’t. Wonder no more because, of course, someone has spent a good amount of time on compiling all the stupidity an entire race can come up with.



Porn for the blind!

porn-for-the-blindJust because you can’t see, doesn’t mean you should feel like you can’t get your fair share of nookie. Leave it to some clever fellas to help the plight of the sightless by offering free audio descriptions of some blue movies. Frankly, we don’t think it’s much of a turn on to hear all about the hairy guys waiting for a big busted beauty to get on the bus but still it’s another great service for the handicapped.



A View into the Afterlife

iphone coffinAre you worried that your loved ones will forget what you look like once you die? Well, See Me Rot has taken care of that for you with a live coffin cam. Where do we sign up?



Beware, Parents!

pinocchioParents, take heed,  we have finally found someone who will call you out on all of those ludicrous outfits and situations that you place your unsuspecting babies in. Check out Your Baby is an Asshole. Seriously, these pictures will result in thousands of dollars worth of much needed and warranted therapy!