Are you f***ing serious???


Get Your Cadaver Bags Here

Only CraigsList could stun us with this one. Because the tragedy in Haiti isn’t enough, some wanker is trying to profitĀ  from it by selling 2,000 body bags. We especially love how they suggest you could use these as sleeping bags. Yeah, a sleep you never wake up from.



The Original Charlie’s Angels Necklace

Charlies Angels NecklaceFinally the ultimate tribute to Charlie and his angels immortalized in jewelry. Oh, did you think we were referring to the Aaron Spelling series and their Angel Beads. Sorry, Charlie. No, we are talking about the original Charlie’s Angels: Charles Manson and his brood of women. And now you can show off your freakish side with this original Charlie’s Angels necklace of your very own. After all, Christmas is only five months away.



Baby’s First Jeffrey Dahmer Playset

jeffrey dahmer dollSure there is astronaut Barbie and corporate whore Barbie but now twisted little toddlers have a new doll to play with. Say hi to the Jeffrey Dahmer doll that comes complete with dismembered victims, toothpicks and a hazardous waste disposal tin.



A New Low For Society

michael-jackson-funeralThese people have bought their one way tickets to hell. Yes, society has hit a new all time low. People are actually using Michael Jackson’s death and memorial as a dating tactic! WTF people!!! SERIOUSLY!



Good Luck in Rehab Greeting Cards? No, no, no

Amy WinehouseJust when you thought that greeting card companies had finally covered every occasion, think again. It appears that now if your loved one is heading to rehab, there will be the appropriate card and matching wrapping paper to give them to wish them luck, courtesy of everyone’s favorite smack head, Amy Winehouse. We just say, “No, No, NO!” Where’s Dr. Drew when you need him?



Gnome Brutality

cleavergnomeWhether you hate them or you love them, we’re not thinking any garden gnomes really deserve to wind up with an axe through the skull. Welcome to Die Screaming With Sharp Things in Your Head! We’re wondering if Travelocity will be following suit.



A View into the Afterlife

iphone coffinAre you worried that your loved ones will forget what you look like once you die? Well, See Me Rot has taken care of that for you with a live coffin cam. Where do we sign up?