Are you f***ing serious???


Earth Angel, The Environmentally Friendly Vibrator

earth angel green vibratorThe world has finally gone insane. Political correctness and environmentalism have gone too far with the introduction of the hand cranked Earth Angel vibrator. It looks like something from the Victorian era and should come with a warning sticker that says: “Caution: User might require actual foreplay prior to use.” After all it takes eight minutes of hand cranking to get this sucker buzzing!



WTF!!! What kind of stuffed animal is this?

kistengopherNot even Richard Ramirez or John Wayne Gacy could come up with a stuffed animal like this one. We are assuming it’s a tribute to Fritz the Cat but seriously, what kind of sick f*** comes up with a cuddly self-fellating cat! And then has the balls to charge $50 for it! Seriously, you need to check out the link to see it in all its horror. We actually hate to admit it but this makes Hello Kitty look appealing.



Gives a Whole New Meaning to Porking
July 11, 2009, 08:54
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bacon loverWe know bacon lovers take their bacon products very seriously but this is completely out of control. Bacon flavored lube! It takes the term porking quite literally don’t you think.



Sex Aid or Double Chin Eraser – You Decide

neckline slimmerWe don’t know about you but we LOVE those insanely inane products that pop up late at night on the old boob tube. The latest one to make us sit up and take notice is the Neckline Slimmer. Seriously, what moron came up with this neck pump that comes with an instructional DVD because apparently assisted nodding is not self-explanatory? Actually, a pretty smart moron who will be rolling in idiots’ money, that’s who! We’re just waiting for the plethora of Larry H. Parker whiplash lawsuits to start hitting the courts but then again, who would actually go on public record admitting to buying one of these or better yet you could always use this as a sex aid when giving blowjobs.



Sexy People Unite!

sexy peopleWe’re sure that at least their mothers think they’re sexy. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So you get our freak on and head over to the home of all whom are sexy! Definitely safe for work apart from possibly spitting your coffee on your monitor.



Gives New Meaning to a Shit Present

enema jewelryLooking for the perfect present for your proctologist? Want to proudly display that you are a qualified colonic therapist? Then head on over here to pickup for yourself or a loved oneĀ  an enema bag trinket in your choice of sterling silver, bronze or copper because nothing says loving like a miniature metal enema kit complete with a bronzed booty.



Air Sex – not just the mile high club any more

air sexThe makers of Rock Band will be spinning their wheels to get out a version of the latest version of air guitar so it can hit the shelves by Christmas. We don’t think we want to play this new game with mom and dad. Welcome to the crazy world of the Air Sex Championships!