Are you f***ing serious???


Overeating can now also double as exercise

We know it’s been awhile since we last brought you some of the most mundane and inane sites found on the internet, but we are back in action now. So let the nonsense commence.

Knife and Fork LiftNow there is no excuse why any of you little piggies out there who like to gorge yourselves on crap food can’t exercise while you eat. Thanks to the geniuses over at Knife and Fork Lift have added 1.5 pound dumbbells to their cutlery to maximize the burn while you eat. We can just hear your trainer shouting at you, “Eat faster, feel the burn!” We guess this won’t help you fast food addicts where the food requires no need for cutlery just a big mouth.

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Could this be the demise of TMZ and Perez Hilton?

paparazziSome smarty pants over at NYU has gone and developed a purse that will deflect the paparazzi’s camera flashes thus rendering those devilishly hysterical crotch shots from ever making tabloid headlines again. What a freaking party pooper, don’t you think? We bet Lindsay Lohan will be the first in line to buy one of these anti-flash purses.



Ugly People are People Too

Beer-Ugly-PeopleSick of only seeing the beautiful on the web. Well wait no longer, go over and have a gander at UglyPeople.com. These people definitely give meaning to having a face only mother could love. Still some of them are a vast improvement from those Most Perfect Men we featured awhile back.



The Secret’s Deadly Bookmark
July 9, 2009, 09:14
Filed under: Death, Fun with Amazon Comments, Lifestyles | Tags: , , ,

the-true-secret-1We’re sure you have heard of that Oprah touted life changing tome called The Secret and how it will change your life after reading it. Thanks to those handy dandy reviews at Amazon, we have seen what could be the secret behind The Secret. Just check out the first review by Ari Brouillette. We’re wondering if the shank was some kind of limited edition bookmarker.



White People are Wacky

white people cant danceWe all know that the majority of white people can’t dance to save their lives apart from the Madonnas and Justin Timberlakes of the world. But what other weird idiosyncrasies do Caucasians have that others don’t. Wonder no more because, of course, someone has spent a good amount of time on compiling all the stupidity an entire race can come up with.



Sexy People Unite!

sexy peopleWe’re sure that at least their mothers think they’re sexy. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So you get our freak on and head over to the home of all whom are sexy! Definitely safe for work apart from possibly spitting your coffee on your monitor.



Cheers Hello Kitty Style

hello-kitty-beerresizedJust when you thought that evil pink ball of fluff known as Hello Kitty couldn’t invade our world or culture any further, now HK alcohies have their very own bar complete with Hello Kitty beer, wine and sake. We hate to think what the hangover the next day would be like and do we even bear to mention getting a drunken HK tattoo!!!