Are you f***ing serious???

Every Christian’s Must Have Item

jesus lip balmBet you thought we would say it was a Bible but oh no. You won’t gain entrance into those pearly gates without some Jesus Lip Balm! Becuase who doesn’t want to look their best for the almighty!!!


Welcome to The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Flying_Spaghetti_MonsterHave you heard that one about the talking snake in the forest who had an affinity for apples? Or how about the one about the guy who walked through the desert and had hallucinations? Or even more amusing, that theory that all of us humans evolved from monkeys? Talk about some scary sci-fi stuff, huh. Well then why not try out the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for a more down to earth choice of deity.

In the beginning, Elvis created the heavens and the pelvic thrust
May 20, 2009, 18:45
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sacred_heart_of_elvis.smallAnother American Idol finale tribute post and this one is for Adam. His image is as recognizable as Jesus so why the hell not? Welcome to The First Church of of Jesus Christ, Elvis.