Are you f***ing serious???


Get Your Cadaver Bags Here

Only CraigsList could stun us with this one. Because the tragedy in Haiti isn’t enough, some wanker is trying to profitĀ  from it by selling 2,000 body bags. We especially love how they suggest you could use these as sleeping bags. Yeah, a sleep you never wake up from.



Call the SPCA and PETA ASAP!!!

Snuggie for DogsWe, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.



The Original Charlie’s Angels Necklace

Charlies Angels NecklaceFinally the ultimate tribute to Charlie and his angels immortalized in jewelry. Oh, did you think we were referring to the Aaron Spelling series and their Angel Beads. Sorry, Charlie. No, we are talking about the original Charlie’s Angels: Charles Manson and his brood of women. And now you can show off your freakish side with this original Charlie’s Angels necklace of your very own. After all, Christmas is only five months away.



Gives a Whole New Meaning to Porking
July 11, 2009, 08:54
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bacon loverWe know bacon lovers take their bacon products very seriously but this is completely out of control. Bacon flavored lube! It takes the term porking quite literally don’t you think.



A New Low For Society

michael-jackson-funeralThese people have bought their one way tickets to hell. Yes, society has hit a new all time low. People are actually using Michael Jackson’s death and memorial as a dating tactic! WTF people!!! SERIOUSLY!



Cheers Hello Kitty Style

hello-kitty-beerresizedJust when you thought that evil pink ball of fluff known as Hello Kitty couldn’t invade our world or culture any further, now HK alcohies have their very own bar complete with Hello Kitty beer, wine and sake. We hate to think what the hangover the next day would be like and do we even bear to mention getting a drunken HK tattoo!!!



Good Luck in Rehab Greeting Cards? No, no, no

Amy WinehouseJust when you thought that greeting card companies had finally covered every occasion, think again. It appears that now if your loved one is heading to rehab, there will be the appropriate card and matching wrapping paper to give them to wish them luck, courtesy of everyone’s favorite smack head, Amy Winehouse. We just say, “No, No, NO!” Where’s Dr. Drew when you need him?