Are you f***ing serious???


Get Your Cadaver Bags Here

Only CraigsList could stun us with this one. Because the tragedy in Haiti isn’t enough, some wanker is trying to profit  from it by selling 2,000 body bags. We especially love how they suggest you could use these as sleeping bags. Yeah, a sleep you never wake up from.

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Overeating can now also double as exercise

We know it’s been awhile since we last brought you some of the most mundane and inane sites found on the internet, but we are back in action now. So let the nonsense commence.

Knife and Fork LiftNow there is no excuse why any of you little piggies out there who like to gorge yourselves on crap food can’t exercise while you eat. Thanks to the geniuses over at Knife and Fork Lift have added 1.5 pound dumbbells to their cutlery to maximize the burn while you eat. We can just hear your trainer shouting at you, “Eat faster, feel the burn!” We guess this won’t help you fast food addicts where the food requires no need for cutlery just a big mouth.



How to Get the Junk in Your Trunk

big booty 2If you are desperately seeking a bigger booty like J Lo or Kim Kardashian or just want to help maintain that junk in your trunk and you have already tried the Wiccan Big Booty Spell with little to no results, never fear, just order yourself up The Big Booty in a Bottle on Ebay. How this works we have no idea so please consult a doctor before trying or better yet a psychiatrist.



Call the SPCA and PETA ASAP!!!

Snuggie for DogsWe, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.



A New Low For Society

michael-jackson-funeralThese people have bought their one way tickets to hell. Yes, society has hit a new all time low. People are actually using Michael Jackson’s death and memorial as a dating tactic! WTF people!!! SERIOUSLY!



Cheers Hello Kitty Style

hello-kitty-beerresizedJust when you thought that evil pink ball of fluff known as Hello Kitty couldn’t invade our world or culture any further, now HK alcohies have their very own bar complete with Hello Kitty beer, wine and sake. We hate to think what the hangover the next day would be like and do we even bear to mention getting a drunken HK tattoo!!!



How is this man still single?
June 29, 2009, 16:04
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Lifestyles, Stop the Madness, Would You Date This?

markHey, all you single ladies out there, we have found yet another perfect man for you to date.  So without further ado, meet Mark and his treaty of demands qualifications that he is looking for in his next  goddess, complete with a table of contents!

*A shout out to Pam for sending us this Adonis’ profile!