Are you f***ing serious???

The Ultimate Cup for Lazy Slackers

moomixerToo lazy to actually use a spoon to mix up your favorite drink like chocolate milk or coffee? Paranoid that all that wrist action will leave you with carpal tunnel or repetitive motion disorder? Fear no more and order yourself the Moo Mixer Supreme! Now if we can just find one that is self-cleaning the world would be a much better place for us all.


Alibis for Almost Every Occasion
June 14, 2009, 15:14
Filed under: Tips for the Socially Inept, wacky wikis | Tags: , ,

It wasn't meNot sure how to get yourself out of that arrest warrant? Looking to talk your way out of a ticket? Don’t want to sit in detention this week? Fear no more because we have yet another Wacky Wiki to help you “get out of anything!” We’re not sure that if you happen to get caught with your hand in the proverbial cookie jar that you will get off with it, but you never know

Sex Toys on a Budget

Dog Sex ToyIn these hard financial times, why should your sex life have to suffer? So get your kinky self down to the 99 Cents Store and use a little imagination and we bet you can equip your boudoir with a few of these handy dandy items to spice things up while you wait to win the lottery. And if you want to splurge and get Fido something too, check out the Hot Doll for Dogs as pictured here. Further proof that cats will always be the more dignified pet to own!

Pomp and Circumstance My Ass!

professional_etiquette_picking_noseAfter subjecting ourselves to a marathon of the last Real Housewives of NYC series, we were inspired to see how exactly one should behave in all possible social circumstances, thanks to the Countess Luann de Lesseps! So of course, we found the site that will set all the records straight on if it’s proper to dump one’s countess wife via text message or not. Welcome to Etiquette Hell, darling!

The Ultimate Hypochondriac’s Checklist

hypochondriac candleIf something bad can happen to you, it’s on this list. Everything from being stuck next to a boring conversationalist on a long haul flight to the Coke machine eating your money, it’s all listed and ranked for your psychotic pleasure.

Bikini grooming made easy
May 27, 2009, 17:46
Filed under: Advertising Gone Awry, Kinky, Tips for the Socially Inept | Tags: ,

borat_280_426010aThe geniuses over at Gillette have come up with a brilliant how to shave your groin area video for those of you who are still hanging on to the natural look of 70’s porn. To quote some of  the advantages to genital grooming are “when there’s no under brush, the tree looks bigger.” Just be careful you don’t nick yourself.

Bipolar Stores – Are they open or closed?

closed signIf there is one thing we can’t tolerate is incompetency so that is why we are happy to plug Clearly Closed and their mission to show inept shop owners who can’t take two seconds to flip over the open sign. And people wonder why the economy is all screwed up.