Are you f***ing serious???

Campfire fun – Cheese Racing
July 10, 2009, 08:44
Filed under: Food, Games, How to waste a few hours, Travel | Tags: , , , ,

Snuggie_CampfireBored just sitting around the campfire making Smores in your ever so fashionable Snuggie? Looking for something to do apart from listening out for bears? Twiddle your thumbs no longer, for we have found the ultimate in campside fun – cheese racing. All you need are some of those plasticine Krafft “cheese” slices and a grill and you and your friends will be kept entertained for hours.


On a Highway to Hell
May 29, 2009, 09:48
Filed under: Travel, Unworthy Tribute Pages

satanLooking for a warm place to spend your summer this year? Fear not, weary traveller. We’ve got you covered with Entrances to Hell. We are assuming entry is free with the exception of possibly your soul.

Who needs Disneyland when you can visit…
May 24, 2009, 18:22
Filed under: Animals, Christmas Made Easy, Travel

Ostrich LandOSTRICH LAND USA!!!! We’re assuming that there are other Ostrich Lands located around the world since the owners felt the need to add the location to the name. For the low, low price of only $4, you can visit with those prehistoric birds along with their cousins, the emus, not to be confused with emos, of course. And while you are there, don’t forget to pick up some ostrich jerky or treat yourself to a bottle of the miracle cure known as emu oil.

Can you hear a phone ring in the desert?
May 22, 2009, 06:23
Filed under: Mystery Solved, Travel

mojave desert phone boothIs it a leftover prop from a David Lynch film? Did ET’s friends drop it off so he could call home? Well, find out all the answers to why, exactly, there is a pay phone smack dab in the middle of Mojave Desert.