Are you f***ing serious???


Could this be the demise of TMZ and Perez Hilton?

paparazziSome smarty pants over at NYU has gone and developed a purse that will deflect the paparazzi’s camera flashes thus rendering those devilishly hysterical crotch shots from ever making tabloid headlines again. What a freaking party pooper, don’t you think? We bet Lindsay Lohan will be the first in line to buy one of these anti-flash purses.



Ugly People are People Too

Beer-Ugly-PeopleSick of only seeing the beautiful on the web. Well wait no longer, go over and have a gander at UglyPeople.com. These people definitely give meaning to having a face only mother could love. Still some of them are a vast improvement from those Most Perfect Men we featured awhile back.



Fast Food Addicts Become Foodie Geniuses

fast_food_killsDo you ever find yourself ashamed that people know you are a McDonald’s junkie? Do you immediately hide those pesky Taco Bell wrappers so no one knows your dirty secret? Well, help is in store. Check out Fancy Fast Food, where culinary geniuses transform things like KFC bucket meals into a foodie’s extravaganza all without adding any other ingredients. Absolutely amazing!

*another shout out to John for pointing this brilliant site out to us. Now go check him out at StoryTactics.



WTF!!! What kind of stuffed animal is this?

kistengopherNot even Richard Ramirez or John Wayne Gacy could come up with a stuffed animal like this one. We are assuming it’s a tribute to Fritz the Cat but seriously, what kind of sick f*** comes up with a cuddly self-fellating cat! And then has the balls to charge $50 for it! Seriously, you need to check out the link to see it in all its horror. We actually hate to admit it but this makes Hello Kitty look appealing.



Bliss over a Bic Ballpoint Pen

penWho knew that a pen could cause this much excitement? Apparently, this Brit was over the moon with his recent purchase of the Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen in Blue. And not only does he give it a glowing review and document his first four days of ownership but he also lets us in on some helpful hints like only use to write on paper and the proper angle to store it. We really wished we could be so easily pleased.



Crop Circle Cereal Anyone?

crop circle cerealIt was bound to happen eventually. Why not attempt to capitalize on those pesky crop circles that are thought to be aliens hot-rodding the earth in their UFOs. You can’t blame these guys for trying to make a business plan that revolves around Crop Circle Cereal. Think about it, it’s kind of environmentally friendly since they have figured out a way to reuse those ET-kissed crops that are ruined. What next alien probe PEZ dispensers?



The Original Charlie’s Angels Necklace

Charlies Angels NecklaceFinally the ultimate tribute to Charlie and his angels immortalized in jewelry. Oh, did you think we were referring to the Aaron Spelling series and their Angel Beads. Sorry, Charlie. No, we are talking about the original Charlie’s Angels: Charles Manson and his brood of women. And now you can show off your freakish side with this original Charlie’s Angels necklace of your very own. After all, Christmas is only five months away.