Are you f***ing serious???


Get Your Cadaver Bags Here

Only CraigsList could stun us with this one. Because the tragedy in Haiti isn’t enough, some wanker is trying to profitĀ  from it by selling 2,000 body bags. We especially love how they suggest you could use these as sleeping bags. Yeah, a sleep you never wake up from.



The Secret’s Deadly Bookmark
July 9, 2009, 09:14
Filed under: Death, Fun with Amazon Comments, Lifestyles | Tags: , , ,

the-true-secret-1We’re sure you have heard of that Oprah touted life changing tome called The Secret and how it will change your life after reading it. Thanks to those handy dandy reviews at Amazon, we have seen what could be the secret behind The Secret. Just check out the first review by Ari Brouillette. We’re wondering if the shank was some kind of limited edition bookmarker.



A New Low For Society

michael-jackson-funeralThese people have bought their one way tickets to hell. Yes, society has hit a new all time low. People are actually using Michael Jackson’s death and memorial as a dating tactic! WTF people!!! SERIOUSLY!



The Ultimate Tribute to Michael Jackson
June 27, 2009, 12:04
Filed under: Celebrities, Death, Just F***ing Cool!, Lifestyles, Music, News | Tags: , , , ,

michael-jackson

While the world is still in shock and coming to grips with the loss of The Gloved One, we thought we would pay tribute to him via the most brilliant dance video we have ever seen. Prisoners in the Philippines are taught to dance as part of their sentence and it really is amazing to see all of the men and lady men get their Thriller on and frankly, who can’t resist prison nuns and all of the lady men! The man is appearing to be a lot more popular and global than God which in our books is a very good thing. Peace out, Miguelito!

http://tinyurl.com/knhtm7



Rest in Peace, Wacko Jacko
June 25, 2009, 15:38
Filed under: Celebrities, Death | Tags: ,

michael_jacksonLike the rest of the world, we are stunned and speechless at the passing of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. No matter what you might or might not have done with those kids, you were a true musical and dance genius who tried his best to make the world a better place.



A View into the Afterlife

iphone coffinAre you worried that your loved ones will forget what you look like once you die? Well, See Me Rot has taken care of that for you with a live coffin cam. Where do we sign up?



That’s not just a pencil, that’s grandpa!

pencilSome people get buried. Some get cremated. Some even have their remains made into diamonds. But now you can be useful in the afterlife and have your ashes turned into 240 pencils! We’re just wondering what the eraser will be made of?!?