Are you f***ing serious???

Call the SPCA and PETA ASAP!!!

Snuggie for DogsWe, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.


Turn Your Cat Into a Handbag

lioncutAre you the owner of a Persian cat or long haired dog? Sick of picking up all that shedded fur. Well, now that summer is upon us why not give Snowflake a makeover with the popular lion cut. Not only will it give you months of giggle fits while the fur grows back but with all of that newly shaved fur, you can have it made into a handbag of your very own. We’re sure PETA will find something about this to bitch about.

Give a Dog a Home
June 1, 2009, 17:13
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dogWho doesn’t love a puppy? Sure, the owners aren’t painting the best picture of him with adjectives like “ugly.” But who can resist the bargain, after all he is marked down from $75 to just only $18.75! These really must be desperate times!!

Don’t kick a dog when it’s down

hello-kitty-hat dogIf it’s not bad enough that Fido has a bum hip, it’s just plain cruel and unusual torture to put him in a Hello Kitty canine hip brace!!!! If we see anyone in our neighborhood walking their poor little pooches in one of these, we will beat them with a rather large stick and call the SPCA.

*We are avid fans of Hello Kitty Hell so don’t be too shocked if we feature them quite a bit here. We really feel for the poor guy who is subjected to a Hello Kitty loving freak of a wife.

**We would also like to make it very clear that ARE YOU F***ING SERIOUS is NO way endorses or encourages the purchase of any HK items.