Are you f***ing serious???


Earth Angel, The Environmentally Friendly Vibrator

earth angel green vibratorThe world has finally gone insane. Political correctness and environmentalism have gone too far with the introduction of the hand cranked Earth Angel vibrator. It looks like something from the Victorian era and should come with a warning sticker that says: “Caution: User might require actual foreplay prior to use.” After all it takes eight minutes of hand cranking to get this sucker buzzing!