Are you f***ing serious???


Overeating can now also double as exercise

We know it’s been awhile since we last brought you some of the most mundane and inane sites found on the internet, but we are back in action now. So let the nonsense commence.

Knife and Fork LiftNow there is no excuse why any of you little piggies out there who like to gorge yourselves on crap food can’t exercise while you eat. Thanks to the geniuses over at Knife and Fork Lift have added 1.5 pound dumbbells to their cutlery to maximize the burn while you eat. We can just hear your trainer shouting at you, “Eat faster, feel the burn!” We guess this won’t help you fast food addicts where the food requires no need for cutlery just a big mouth.



Bliss over a Bic Ballpoint Pen

penWho knew that a pen could cause this much excitement? Apparently, this Brit was over the moon with his recent purchase of the Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen in Blue. And not only does he give it a glowing review and document his first four days of ownership but he also lets us in on some helpful hints like only use to write on paper and the proper angle to store it. We really wished we could be so easily pleased.



Sex Aid or Double Chin Eraser – You Decide

neckline slimmerWe don’t know about you but we LOVE those insanely inane products that pop up late at night on the old boob tube. The latest one to make us sit up and take notice is the Neckline Slimmer. Seriously, what moron came up with this neck pump that comes with an instructional DVD because apparently assisted nodding is not self-explanatory? Actually, a pretty smart moron who will be rolling in idiots’ money, that’s who! We’re just waiting for the plethora of Larry H. Parker whiplash lawsuits to start hitting the courts but then again, who would actually go on public record admitting to buying one of these or better yet you could always use this as a sex aid when giving blowjobs.