Are you f***ing serious???


Call the SPCA and PETA ASAP!!!

Snuggie for DogsWe, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.

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Turn Your Cat Into a Handbag

lioncutAre you the owner of a Persian cat or long haired dog? Sick of picking up all that shedded fur. Well, now that summer is upon us why not give Snowflake a makeover with the popular lion cut. Not only will it give you months of giggle fits while the fur grows back but with all of that newly shaved fur, you can have it made into a handbag of your very own. We’re sure PETA will find something about this to bitch about.



Sex Toys on a Budget

Dog Sex ToyIn these hard financial times, why should your sex life have to suffer? So get your kinky self down to the 99 Cents Store and use a little imagination and we bet you can equip your boudoir with a few of these handy dandy items to spice things up while you wait to win the lottery. And if you want to splurge and get Fido something too, check out the Hot Doll for Dogs as pictured here. Further proof that cats will always be the more dignified pet to own!