Are you f***ing serious???


The Ultimate Party Shoe

bottle-opener-heelsWe think this might just make quite a few straight men start donning some platforms when they go to football games or for a boys night out. Say hello to the Bottle Opener Heels! Girls, we’re pretty sure your guys will be taking you out with them more often just so they know where the opener is. This could revolutionize the stripper industry, no need for a bartender any more with these puppies. That idea gives a whole new meaning to table service.

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Drunk Shoe Shopping

rollasoleThere aren’t many times that we are found speechless at a novelty item but this has to be classed up there with the iPod as one of the best inventions of the 21st century. Rollasole! What is Rollasole you might ask? Well, they are rolled up cute flats that are sold in vending machines at clubs in the UK thus preventing drunken heel accidents. Women around the world rejoice!