Are you f***ing serious???


Get Your Cadaver Bags Here

Only CraigsList could stun us with this one. Because the tragedy in Haiti isn’t enough, some wanker is trying to profitĀ  from it by selling 2,000 body bags. We especially love how they suggest you could use these as sleeping bags. Yeah, a sleep you never wake up from.



White People are Wacky

white people cant danceWe all know that the majority of white people can’t dance to save their lives apart from the Madonnas and Justin Timberlakes of the world. But what other weird idiosyncrasies do Caucasians have that others don’t. Wonder no more because, of course, someone has spent a good amount of time on compiling all the stupidity an entire race can come up with.



Sex Toys on a Budget

Dog Sex ToyIn these hard financial times, why should your sex life have to suffer? So get your kinky self down to the 99 Cents Store and use a little imagination and we bet you can equip your boudoir with a few of these handy dandy items to spice things up while you wait to win the lottery. And if you want to splurge and get Fido something too, check out the Hot Doll for Dogs as pictured here. Further proof that cats will always be the more dignified pet to own!



Need an extra hand

extra armWe’re sure that almost everyone has wished that they had an extra hand or two at times but this guy took that idea to a whole new extreme. This is what happens when twins who have tried every body modification imaginable, have too much time on their hands (pun very intended)