Are you f***ing serious???


Get Your Cadaver Bags Here

Only CraigsList could stun us with this one. Because the tragedy in Haiti isn’t enough, some wanker is trying to profitĀ  from it by selling 2,000 body bags. We especially love how they suggest you could use these as sleeping bags. Yeah, a sleep you never wake up from.



Fine Art My Ass

Jabba The Hutt Star WarsThose sci-fi geeks really do go too far some times. Check out this guy who is selling a “Jabba Fine Art Print” over on Etsy. Apparently, MOMA is missing out on one of the masterpieces of modern art by not displaying this monumental piece of Star Wars inspired genius. Yes that really is a giant slug like alien puking and by all accounts it sells like hotcakes.



Call the SPCA and PETA ASAP!!!

Snuggie for DogsWe, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.



WTF!!! What kind of stuffed animal is this?

kistengopherNot even Richard Ramirez or John Wayne Gacy could come up with a stuffed animal like this one. We are assuming it’s a tribute to Fritz the Cat but seriously, what kind of sick f*** comes up with a cuddly self-fellating cat! And then has the balls to charge $50 for it! Seriously, you need to check out the link to see it in all its horror. We actually hate to admit it but this makes Hello Kitty look appealing.



The Original Charlie’s Angels Necklace

Charlies Angels NecklaceFinally the ultimate tribute to Charlie and his angels immortalized in jewelry. Oh, did you think we were referring to the Aaron Spelling series and their Angel Beads. Sorry, Charlie. No, we are talking about the original Charlie’s Angels: Charles Manson and his brood of women. And now you can show off your freakish side with this original Charlie’s Angels necklace of your very own. After all, Christmas is only five months away.



Sex Aid or Double Chin Eraser – You Decide

neckline slimmerWe don’t know about you but we LOVE those insanely inane products that pop up late at night on the old boob tube. The latest one to make us sit up and take notice is the Neckline Slimmer. Seriously, what moron came up with this neck pump that comes with an instructional DVD because apparently assisted nodding is not self-explanatory? Actually, a pretty smart moron who will be rolling in idiots’ money, that’s who! We’re just waiting for the plethora of Larry H. Parker whiplash lawsuits to start hitting the courts but then again, who would actually go on public record admitting to buying one of these or better yet you could always use this as a sex aid when giving blowjobs.



Could it be Michael Jackson’s Ghost?
July 5, 2009, 21:23
Filed under: Celebrities, Death, Music, News, WTF | Tags: , , ,

michael jackson ghostWhat do you think??

Judge for yourself, here.