Are you f***ing serious???

Could it be Michael Jackson’s Ghost?
July 5, 2009, 21:23
Filed under: Celebrities, Death, Music, News, WTF | Tags: , , ,

michael jackson ghostWhat do you think??

Judge for yourself, here.


The Ultimate Tribute to Michael Jackson
June 27, 2009, 12:04
Filed under: Celebrities, Death, Just F***ing Cool!, Lifestyles, Music, News | Tags: , , , ,


While the world is still in shock and coming to grips with the loss of The Gloved One, we thought we would pay tribute to him via the most brilliant dance video we have ever seen. Prisoners in the Philippines are taught to dance as part of their sentence and it really is amazing to see all of the men and lady men get their Thriller on and frankly, who can’t resist prison nuns and all of the lady men! The man is appearing to be a lot more popular and global than God which in our books is a very good thing. Peace out, Miguelito!

911 call for OJ
May 28, 2009, 20:36
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Food, News, WTF | Tags: , ,

hamburglar21And you thought you had heard the last of any 911 calls regarding OJ but this time it has nothing to do with the white Bronco driving murdering a**hole variety. This time the call was about the ever so tasty and packed with vitamin c fruit juice. It seems that some f***ing idiot decided that a missing cup of orange juice warranted a call to the cops. Since it took place at McDonalds, we’re just wondering if the Hamburglar had anything to do with it.

Cat with wings????
May 28, 2009, 20:11
Filed under: Animals, News, Pets | Tags: , ,

cat with wingsYes, we had to read the headline a couple of times too. It’s true in China a cat has developed what appear to be wings but don’t worry the little kitty won’t be flying anywhere soon. They aren’t wings of the aviary variety. Could you just imagine Fluffy and her compatriots hovering around looking for victims to pounce? We have to admit it would be really f***ing cool!

Gives a whole new meaning to outsourcing
May 20, 2009, 13:47
Filed under: News, Why? Why? Why?

outsourceFirst, jobs were being outsourced to third world countries to cut costs and now it seems that uteruses or is that uteri are being outsourced too. We’re just wondering if there will be a call center set up to deal with temper tantrums and such.

If you gotta go, you’d better cross your legs tight!
May 18, 2009, 23:28
Filed under: News, WTF

chinese-outdoor-urinalIf you thought your school principal was tough, check out what’s going on at one high school in China. The days of hall passes are long gone over at Sanmenxia No 1.  Students are being taught the art of “adjusting their bodily rhythms” aka bladder and bowel control because a trip to the bathroom is no longer a feasible excuse to get out of class for a few minutes. Yup, you read that right. If you have to go, you can just wait until the bell rings and hope there isn’t a long queue to the toilets. Apparently, this will aid in teaching valuable lifelong time management skills as well as putting a stop to pesky meetings in the little girls and boys rooms. All of this, of course, is fantastic news for Depends.