Filed under: Animals, Christmas Made Easy, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Fashion, Pets, So F***ing Wrong, Stop the Madness, Stores, WTF | Tags: dogs, Fashion, Hello Kitty, Infomercials, Paris Hilton, Pets, Snuggie, store, WTF
We, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Fashion, Stores, why didn't we think of that?! | Tags: bottle opener heels, Fashion, goth, Hot Topic, platforms, shoes
We think this might just make quite a few straight men start donning some platforms when they go to football games or for a boys night out. Say hello to the Bottle Opener Heels! Girls, we’re pretty sure your guys will be taking you out with them more often just so they know where the opener is. This could revolutionize the stripper industry, no need for a bartender any more with these puppies. That idea gives a whole new meaning to table service.
Filed under: Arts and Crafts, Celebrities, Christmas Made Easy, Death, Fashion, Just Plain Morbid, Nostalgia, Serial Killer Silliness, So F***ing Wrong, Stores, WTF | Tags: Arts and Crafts, Charles Manson, Charlie's Angels, Etsy, Fashion, jewelry, neckalce, serial killer, WTF
Finally the ultimate tribute to Charlie and his angels immortalized in jewelry. Oh, did you think we were referring to the Aaron Spelling series and their Angel Beads. Sorry, Charlie. No, we are talking about the original Charlie’s Angels: Charles Manson and his brood of women. And now you can show off your freakish side with this original Charlie’s Angels necklace of your very own. After all, Christmas is only five months away.
Filed under: Animals, Arts and Crafts, Fashion, It's Wrong But We Actually Get It, Pets, Stores | Tags: cats, dogs, Fashion, Pets
Are you the owner of a Persian cat or long haired dog? Sick of picking up all that shedded fur. Well, now that summer is upon us why not give Snowflake a makeover with the popular lion cut. Not only will it give you months of giggle fits while the fur grows back but with all of that newly shaved fur, you can have it made into a handbag of your very own. We’re sure PETA will find something about this to bitch about.
Filed under: Arts and Crafts, Christmas Made Easy, Fashion, Fun with Fetishes, Kinky, Medical, Stores, WTF | Tags: bizarre, enema, enema jewelry, jewelry, trash or treasure, WTF
Looking for the perfect present for your proctologist? Want to proudly display that you are a qualified colonic therapist? Then head on over here to pickup for yourself or a loved one an enema bag trinket in your choice of sterling silver, bronze or copper because nothing says loving like a miniature metal enema kit complete with a bronzed booty.
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Fashion, Just F***ing Cool!, Lifestyles, Stores, why didn't we think of that?! | Tags: Fashion, genius, rollasole, shoes, vending machine
There aren’t many times that we are found speechless at a novelty item but this has to be classed up there with the iPod as one of the best inventions of the 21st century. Rollasole! What is Rollasole you might ask? Well, they are rolled up cute flats that are sold in vending machines at clubs in the UK thus preventing drunken heel accidents. Women around the world rejoice!
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Fashion, Religion, why didn't we think of that?!
Bet you thought we would say it was a Bible but oh no. You won’t gain entrance into those pearly gates without some Jesus Lip Balm! Becuase who doesn’t want to look their best for the almighty!!!
Filed under: Arts and Crafts, Christmas Made Easy, Fashion, For the socially inept, Way Too Much Time On Your Hands
And you just thought it was just kidnappers and those lucky employees at Kinko’s who get to amuse themselves with duct tape. Now you, too, can join in all the fun. Get a head start on your Christmas shopping now with a homemade wallet or hat. And guys, if you want to impress your girl, make a bouquet of duct tape roses, we’re sure she’ll love them!
No, it’s not a Ferrari or a wallet full of cash. It’s not even good looks or a hot bod as one can quickly see by the size selection of this amazing shirt. So what exactly is this miracle clothing item, you might ask? It’s none other than the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. Just check out the comments if you have any doubts.
*Thanks Shaina for the link!
Are you f***ing serious??? 