Are you f***ing serious???

WTF!!! What kind of stuffed animal is this?

kistengopherNot even Richard Ramirez or John Wayne Gacy could come up with a stuffed animal like this one. We are assuming it’s a tribute to Fritz the Cat but seriously, what kind of sick f*** comes up with a cuddly self-fellating cat! And then has the balls to charge $50 for it! Seriously, you need to check out the link to see it in all its horror. We actually hate to admit it but this makes Hello Kitty look appealing.


Baby’s First Jeffrey Dahmer Playset

jeffrey dahmer dollSure there is astronaut Barbie and corporate whore Barbie but now twisted little toddlers have a new doll to play with. Say hi to the Jeffrey Dahmer doll that comes complete with dismembered victims, toothpicks and a hazardous waste disposal tin.

The Bible – Lego Style

legojesusThere have been many incarnations of the Bible floating around for the last two thousand years or so but we don’t think we have seen one done with as much flair. Welcome to The Brick Testament, a Lego tribute to the Bible. AMEN!

So that’s how it works

furbyRemember that overnight sensation from Christmas 1998 called The Furby. It was touted to be the first robot for kids and its makers claimed it could learn to speak not only Furbish but English too. Well, if you thought they were just possessed by little elves or were miniature Terminator wannabes, we found the answer. So, check out the Furby Autopsy for what really lies beneath all that fur.

Give a Dog a Home
June 1, 2009, 17:13
Filed under: Animals, Christmas Made Easy, Ebay, Pets, Toys, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: , , ,

dogWho doesn’t love a puppy? Sure, the owners aren’t painting the best picture of him with adjectives like “ugly.” But who can resist the bargain, after all he is marked down from $75 to just only $18.75! These really must be desperate times!!

The 60’s have a lot to answer for!
May 25, 2009, 13:25
Filed under: Nostalgia, Toys | Tags: , , ,

wacky wiggleOh the 60’s, a time of sex, drugs and the wacky wiggle!!!! A tribute to some of the weirder toys that helped shape the young minds of the people who now rule the world. No wonder, we’re so f***ed these days. Is it just us or doesn’t the Wacky Wiggle look a lot like an enema?!?!?

*Thanks John for the link!