Are you f***ing serious???

Call the SPCA and PETA ASAP!!!

Snuggie for DogsWe, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.


Turn Your Cat Into a Handbag

lioncutAre you the owner of a Persian cat or long haired dog? Sick of picking up all that shedded fur. Well, now that summer is upon us why not give Snowflake a makeover with the popular lion cut. Not only will it give you months of giggle fits while the fur grows back but with all of that newly shaved fur, you can have it made into a handbag of your very own. We’re sure PETA will find something about this to bitch about.

Dog Grooming Gone CRAZY!

ninja poodleWhere is PETA when you need them? This has to be considered some kind of abuse. Sure we know it’s just fur and it will grow out but think of the utter humiliation of bearing the title of Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle!

Sex Toys on a Budget

Dog Sex ToyIn these hard financial times, why should your sex life have to suffer? So get your kinky self down to the 99 Cents Store and use a little imagination and we bet you can equip your boudoir with a few of these handy dandy items to spice things up while you wait to win the lottery. And if you want to splurge and get Fido something too, check out the Hot Doll for Dogs as pictured here. Further proof that cats will always be the more dignified pet to own!

Give a Dog a Home
June 1, 2009, 17:13
Filed under: Animals, Christmas Made Easy, Ebay, Pets, Toys, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: , , ,

dogWho doesn’t love a puppy? Sure, the owners aren’t painting the best picture of him with adjectives like “ugly.” But who can resist the bargain, after all he is marked down from $75 to just only $18.75! These really must be desperate times!!

Cat with wings????
May 28, 2009, 20:11
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cat with wingsYes, we had to read the headline a couple of times too. It’s true in China a cat has developed what appear to be wings but don’t worry the little kitty won’t be flying anywhere soon. They aren’t wings of the aviary variety. Could you just imagine Fluffy and her compatriots hovering around looking for victims to pounce? We have to admit it would be really f***ing cool!

Don’t kick a dog when it’s down

hello-kitty-hat dogIf it’s not bad enough that Fido has a bum hip, it’s just plain cruel and unusual torture to put him in a Hello Kitty canine hip brace!!!! If we see anyone in our neighborhood walking their poor little pooches in one of these, we will beat them with a rather large stick and call the SPCA.

*We are avid fans of Hello Kitty Hell so don’t be too shocked if we feature them quite a bit here. We really feel for the poor guy who is subjected to a Hello Kitty loving freak of a wife.

**We would also like to make it very clear that ARE YOU F***ING SERIOUS is NO way endorses or encourages the purchase of any HK items.