Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Food, Insanely Inane, Lifestyles, Medical, Stop the Madness, Stores, why didn't we think of that?! | Tags: Insanely Inane, store
We know it’s been awhile since we last brought you some of the most mundane and inane sites found on the internet, but we are back in action now. So let the nonsense commence.
Now there is no excuse why any of you little piggies out there who like to gorge yourselves on crap food can’t exercise while you eat. Thanks to the geniuses over at Knife and Fork Lift have added 1.5 pound dumbbells to their cutlery to maximize the burn while you eat. We can just hear your trainer shouting at you, “Eat faster, feel the burn!” We guess this won’t help you fast food addicts where the food requires no need for cutlery just a big mouth.
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Ebay, Medical, Stop the Madness, Stores, Why? Why? Why?, WTF | Tags: Big Booty, Ebay, Fashion, Junk in the Trunk, Medical, store
If you are desperately seeking a bigger booty like J Lo or Kim Kardashian or just want to help maintain that junk in your trunk and you have already tried the Wiccan Big Booty Spell with little to no results, never fear, just order yourself up The Big Booty in a Bottle on Ebay. How this works we have no idea so please consult a doctor before trying or better yet a psychiatrist.
Filed under: Art, Christmas Made Easy, Etsy's Oddities, Stores, WTF | Tags: Art, Etsy, Jabba the Hut, sci-fi, Science Fiction, Star Wars, WTF
Those sci-fi geeks really do go too far some times. Check out this guy who is selling a “Jabba Fine Art Print” over on Etsy. Apparently, MOMA is missing out on one of the masterpieces of modern art by not displaying this monumental piece of Star Wars inspired genius. Yes that really is a giant slug like alien puking and by all accounts it sells like hotcakes.
Filed under: Animals, Christmas Made Easy, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Fashion, Pets, So F***ing Wrong, Stop the Madness, Stores, WTF | Tags: dogs, Fashion, Hello Kitty, Infomercials, Paris Hilton, Pets, Snuggie, store, WTF
We, personally, blame Paris Hilton for this one. What with her dressed up chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in all of those fancy tiaras and tutus. But seriously, what is the f**king difference between a normal dog coat and the Snuggie for Dogs, apart from other dogs will be laughing their asses off at these poor suckers because let’s face it the Snuggie is merely a cape with blankets!!!! This just reassures our thought that cats are the more dignified pet choice, just as long as it isn’t Hello Kitty.
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Christmas Made Easy, Cruel and Unusual Torture, Kinky, Stores, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: Earth Angel, environmental, green, green sex toy, sex, sex toys, store, vibrator
The world has finally gone insane. Political correctness and environmentalism have gone too far with the introduction of the hand cranked Earth Angel vibrator. It looks like something from the Victorian era and should come with a warning sticker that says: “Caution: User might require actual foreplay prior to use.” After all it takes eight minutes of hand cranking to get this sucker buzzing!
Filed under: Christmas Made Easy, Fashion, Stores, why didn't we think of that?! | Tags: bottle opener heels, Fashion, goth, Hot Topic, platforms, shoes
We think this might just make quite a few straight men start donning some platforms when they go to football games or for a boys night out. Say hello to the Bottle Opener Heels! Girls, we’re pretty sure your guys will be taking you out with them more often just so they know where the opener is. This could revolutionize the stripper industry, no need for a bartender any more with these puppies. That idea gives a whole new meaning to table service.
Filed under: Animals, Arts and Crafts, Christmas Made Easy, Kinky, Stores, Toys, Why? Why? Why?, WTF | Tags: cats, Etsy, Fritz the Cat, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, Toys, WTF
Not even Richard Ramirez or John Wayne Gacy could come up with a stuffed animal like this one. We are assuming it’s a tribute to Fritz the Cat but seriously, what kind of sick f*** comes up with a cuddly self-fellating cat! And then has the balls to charge $50 for it! Seriously, you need to check out the link to see it in all its horror. We actually hate to admit it but this makes Hello Kitty look appealing.
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Christmas Made Easy, Fun with Amazon Comments, Insanely Inane, Stores, Way Too Much Time On Your Hands | Tags: Amazon, Amazon comments, Insanely Inane, pens
Who knew that a pen could cause this much excitement? Apparently, this Brit was over the moon with his recent purchase of the Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen in Blue. And not only does he give it a glowing review and document his first four days of ownership but he also lets us in on some helpful hints like only use to write on paper and the proper angle to store it. We really wished we could be so easily pleased.
Filed under: Arts and Crafts, Celebrities, Christmas Made Easy, Death, Fashion, Just Plain Morbid, Nostalgia, Serial Killer Silliness, So F***ing Wrong, Stores, WTF | Tags: Arts and Crafts, Charles Manson, Charlie's Angels, Etsy, Fashion, jewelry, neckalce, serial killer, WTF
Finally the ultimate tribute to Charlie and his angels immortalized in jewelry. Oh, did you think we were referring to the Aaron Spelling series and their Angel Beads. Sorry, Charlie. No, we are talking about the original Charlie’s Angels: Charles Manson and his brood of women. And now you can show off your freakish side with this original Charlie’s Angels necklace of your very own. After all, Christmas is only five months away.
Filed under: Bloody Wankers, Christmas Made Easy, Insanely Inane, Kinky, Medical, Stores, Why? Why? Why? | Tags: As Seen On TV, Infomercials, Insanely Inane, Neckline Slimmer, sex toys, why didn't we think of that?!, WTF
We don’t know about you but we LOVE those insanely inane products that pop up late at night on the old boob tube. The latest one to make us sit up and take notice is the Neckline Slimmer. Seriously, what moron came up with this neck pump that comes with an instructional DVD because apparently assisted nodding is not self-explanatory? Actually, a pretty smart moron who will be rolling in idiots’ money, that’s who! We’re just waiting for the plethora of Larry H. Parker whiplash lawsuits to start hitting the courts but then again, who would actually go on public record admitting to buying one of these or better yet you could always use this as a sex aid when giving blowjobs.
Are you f***ing serious??? 